stfu

escapedgoat:

egobus:

image

me as a teacher tbh

Rude.

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

I am a disabled woman.

I am pro choice.

But every time someone on MY side opens their mouths and tells stories about people aborting their disabled fetuses in order to show why we NEED abortion, I feel sick. I feel betrayed. I feel like my life isn’t worth considering.

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

ifoundthecure:

tigerchild18:

I love louise 


thatonetallgirll

katvonsharktits:

Paul Rudd is adorable as fuck.
Always.

How far have you gone with a guy?
Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

dekulord:

kikilikikikiliki:

wait wtf

This motherfucker serious?

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

xodv:

lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

"I know my lunchbox better have EXTRA go-gurts and a pb&j daily for this…"

xodv:

lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

"I know my lunchbox better have EXTRA go-gurts and a pb&j daily for this…"

tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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secretcallgirl:

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

I once almost accidentally sent a nude to my family whatsapp group chat (me, my sister, my mum and my dad), I literally pressed send and for some reason it failed. This is why you have to believe in God or something because I could have died that day, yet here I am telling you this story.