THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
oh my god
This post is so ingrained in my mind now I don’t even see the original photo as real thing anymore
I’m like “oh yeah that’s Obama’s album cover”
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
Fuck this mind set fuck it fuck it, rent, bills, food, transportation, clothing, HEALTH, these are all things that everyone must deal with and just prancing through your life REFUSING to settle for a job that will provide money for BASIC NEEDS is classist, ableist, and just plain idealistic and uninformed.
You can’t just open a fucking yarn shop out of nowhere and expect to do well and be able to provide healthcare for yourself, security for yourself, and don’t even get me started on EMPLOYEES that will be depending on YOU to provide their income.
I hate this idea that you can just float through life and get away with doing something you can enjoy because otherwise EVERYONE would be doing that.
Yes, exactly! Not everyone has the luxury of this shit. Plus, if money wasn’t a worry you know what I’d spend my time doing? Watching Netflix and eating pizza. That is literally living the dream for me. Sooooo fuck this.
My awesomest Christmas present this year, a preserved gold-dipped rose. If this isn’t Beauty and the Beast, I don’t know what is.
I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it
my life is changed
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
i died at the pH value
I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life
Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.
WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER
i will always reblog this
this could be us but you playin.
i’m sorry but this comic my dad just e-mailed me
this is so accurate it just hurts